23 December, 2022

Dear soon to be Wooting Keyboard Owner,

Oh no, this is not the gift. The gift you hoped for.

You waiter so long, it all feels wrong.

Blame the Grinch, what to do?

Wait? For what we create?

The people at Wooting, are all dooting.

Dooting is all we know, Dooting makes keyboards grow.

Where is it? When is it? Your keyboard? growing! growing! be not bored.

Working fast, not too fast, it must last.

When it’s ready, you will know.

Find your batch and get into the know.

It is sooner than later.

Soon you’ll know.